I'm Bryan and this is my tumblr. I love and reblog anything Star Wars and Military and anything else I like. VMI bound and on the road to be a Surface Warfare Officer in the Navy.
Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up
Your grandma is 45?!
yeah she got married the day she was born
remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet
sometimes i wanna be top
and sometimes i wanna be bottom
look at that fancy fuckin bunkbed jesus christ. back in my day, there were no stairs for easy access to the top. the road to the top bunk was a vertical fucking climb of wooden slats that you had to scramble to find purchase on. the one that made it to the top was not only a victor, but a survivor
whys tumblr always so dead on sundays
no post on sundays
"okay class, who wants to hear The Latest Internet Joke Sensation?" "me, me!" "actually, it’s pronounced meem, have fun in detention dork"